Have you read the tips for pets at Thanksgiving? What are "people" thinking?
1/Check with guests ahead of time in case they're allergic to your pet.
Why would you invite that person in the first place?
2/Don't feed pets food meant for human consumption.
What?
3/Feed your dog her normal food at the regular time.
Which would be whenever I'm sitting at your feet looking up at you!
4/Don't deviate from your dog's regular exercise schedule.
Got it! Eat, nap, eat, nap, eat!
5/Dispose of food wrap. Pets will try to lick the food off the package.
So--what's your point here?
6/Ensure your garbage is secure--away from your pets.
Who's the comedian who writes this stuff?
7/Sequester your dog in a spare room when guests arrive.
Oh yea, just you try it, buster!
Chloe. . .grateful I'm not a turkey!

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