American business--how's it doing?

Wall Street's financial upheaval is changing the economy and the lifestyles of what the Los Angeles Times calls, "its famously well-paid practioners."

So how IS American business doing?

The plumbing business is in the toilet.

The airline business has crashed.
The card table business has folded.

The aquarium business has tanked.

The gravel business is crushed while the cement business has hardened.

The pool business is drained.

The hair-coloring business is dyeing.

The submarine business is belly-up.

The landscape business has been cut.

The construction business has collapsed.

The shock absorber business is bottoming out.

The janitorial business has kicked the bucket.

Add yours to the list!

-Jim Sanders